Law of Averages

Looks like I'm not the only candid crafter with a focal issue.

Just went to look up DBack team batting average.
They don't make it easy on their website.
Maybe because, at .249, they're third worst.
Angel Pagan slams the grandiose... no hard feelings.

In the You Learn Something New department:
klatched with a woman reading about this.
Not very conversant. Made Berkeleyan comment.
"Modulating perceptions, are we?" No humor.

Is she in it for the money?

Update; as if we're following that market closely.
Don't get caught short and bent over?