Sage Advise

Coyotes get started early.
Too early crosstown trip.

Horrendous back-ups.
Mostly over freeway.

"Think I should change...

maybe evening dress?"
"Where're ya goin'?"
"Hockey game."
"Maybe ya'd better...

put trousers on."
"I know."
"What's the problem?"
"Traffic."

"I'll be watchin' in me pyjamas - wouldn't worry about it."
"That's what I say. Just feel gauche. Need a tan."